Rosey
Birthday Girl
Join date : 2011-01-14
Age : 42
Location : Ireland
 | | Subject: Joke Of the Day Wednesday 6th Feb 2013 Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:25 am | |
| Man gets pulled over A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!  Share your jokes today and post back what you thought of mine | |
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Glittergirl
Administrator
Join date : 2010-03-19
Age : 58
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Joke Of the Day Wednesday 6th Feb 2013 Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:04 pm | |
|  Love it! I've been pulled over once and I was lucky cos i think he was keen to get home after his shift so he just warned me to keep an eye on my speed *whew*!! | |
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